August 2012
laughoutloudrightnow:
gurl don’t get excited they ain’t condoms they’re only kfc wipes
atwisttinmystory:
Sometimes I get really sad because I dont have as many followers as some people up here, but then I remember how many followers some of the people in my town have and I feel powerful ha peasants
what if you woke up tomorrow and discovered you had turned into your tumblr icon
askbassclef:
askbassclef:
I love seeing how some people are just like
“Here’s a quick doodle I did in school today :)”
And I’m like
“Here’s what I’ve been working on for eight hours”
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is this what it feels like to be famoose
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
When someone stares at me while I'm eating:
sodamnrelatable:
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
via sodamnrelatable
The difference between tumblr and real life.
In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something
On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:
momunofu:
tumblr users are now so advanced that they get tired of jokes before they even exist
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