bluecross125: After surfing the internet for a while and seeing a few pictures, I’ve decided that I’m going to teach my child brains for their first words so I can have the cutest zombie until they learn other words! I won’t allow my girlfriend to say no to the idea because she already shot down my pet zombie ide already even though I have one that she doesn’t know about The fuck!?! This is...
If you kiss my neck...It's done were fucking
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laugh-all-night: We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it. And we could party together.
Sometimes, I don’t know what to do anymore. But I’m glad I have you to guide me in the right direction and hold me still when I’m going in the wrong one..
My bestfriend and I: →
10knotes: The loving names: The awesome offers: The giggle fits: The good moods: Our awesomeness: The fun fights we get into: Our ghetto moments : All in all: Lmfao!
Harry Potter References for life
normal parents when their children misbehave: Go to your room!
me when I have children that misbehave: I MUST. HAVE. ORDER!
when a normal girl is on her period: fuck these hormones mother of fuck
me when I'm on my period: where's the fucking horcrux
was it that necklace that my grandmother gave me
IT MUST BE DESTROYED.
when a normal person turns 99: lol...I'm so old
me when I turn 99: I'm not even over 100 yet still young
what a normal person does when someone is being robbed: OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS
what I will do when someone is being robbed: DEAR GOD CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC I'LL HOLD THEM OFF WITH THIS MAGICAL STICK AS LONG AS I CAN
So Make Believe
you know, we didn’t know what we were getting into when we first started out. Now we’ve made it so far and I still don’t want to give it up. But I have to admit, even bein this far, I’m terrified of losing you, I’m terrified of giving up, sometimes I just wish you were here..Sometimes I just wish you didn’t seem so make believe..<3
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
Welcome To My World Of Fantasy: Reality - The... →
katcross125: Laying here, I am blind, But my other senses are all alive, I hear the steady heaves of your chest, And the slow beats of your heart, I can feel the weight of a body beside me, I can smell your familiar scent. I’m surrounded by darkness and I cannot see, The one who lays right next to me. I know you’re there, I know you’re here..
Reality - The Bitch That Plays The Game
Laying here, I am blind, But my other senses are all alive, I hear the steady heaves of your chest, And the slow beats of your heart, I can feel the weight of a body beside me, I can smell your familiar scent. I’m surrounded by darkness and I cannot see, The one who lays right next to me. I know you’re there, I know you’re here.. But I also know this isn’t...
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you Lmao!! What!?
As we grow up, most of us are told that being different is a good thing. Others, are told otherwise, they are told that being different is wrong. It’s freakish. I used to believe that was true. But now that I am who I am, I can’t imagine ever being normal. I can’t imagine, ever being the person I used to be. ...
You, reading this right now. You're perfect :)
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