"Our m o t h e r taught me one thing; never bring your heart to a w i t c h f i g h t."
Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!
Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable
I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did
ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH
ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES, MISTER HIRSCH.
we HAVE. TO GET. DISNEY. TO BAN. THIS
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair
An honest friendship is one in which even after weeks of not speaking, things are still the same whenever you choose to speak. I don’t see the obsession with talking to people every single day online or over text just to call yourselves friends. If you don’t talk to me for a while, I’m not going to assume you don’t want to be friends.
Egyptian mythology is best mythology
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie
If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm. Source