illegallyhot:

ouat s3 rewatch » it’s not easy being green | favorite quote

"Our  m o t h e r  taught me one thing; never bring your heart to a  w i t c h  f i g h t."
A storyteller makes up things to help other people; a liar makes up things to help himself."
— Daniel Wallace, The Kings and Queens of Roam (via quoted-books)

chongthenomad:

catbountry:

real-faker:

megabarker:

mypatronusisrorypond:

Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!

Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable

I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did

ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH

ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES, MISTER HIRSCH.

we HAVE. TO GET. DISNEY. TO BAN. THIS

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

ummatii:

An honest friendship is one in which even after weeks of not speaking, things are still the same whenever you choose to speak. I don’t see the obsession with talking to people every single day online or over text just to call yourselves friends. If you don’t talk to me for a while, I’m not going to assume you don’t want to be friends.

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

(Source: lunacswitchyblog)

anabelsbrother:

cahrroty:

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

do a movie

    

did-you-kno:

If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm.  Source

did-you-kno:

If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm. Source